Wanna be a Super Hero


Published on June 10, 2025 by friedbiscuit

diary

2 minutes READ

Mel

They want a hero.

Coco

Who are they?

Mel

It doesn’t matter who they are. They are somebody. What I wanna say is that I wanna be a hero.

Coco

He done it again. You said that before, right? Pooy, I’m tired of being told the same things all the time.

Mocha

Morning… How loud are you talking such an early in the morning?

Mel

Pooy listen. We’d better be a super hero, shouldn’t we?

Mocha

Do you know it’s still morning? What the pooy are you talking about?

Mel

Ppppp, it is no exaggeration to say that we were born to protect our master.

Mocha

We love him. It is truly truly true.

Coco

Pooy. We might die of hunger if the master is gone.

Mel

Be the one who is loved by him. So we’re gonna change a super hero.

Mocha

Now I ain’t got it yet. But I agree.

Coco

Well, okay.

Mel

First of all, I decided to be a squadron, The GP Rangers, consisted of five people + one speciality. I am GP Red. Mocha is GP Yellow. Coco is GP Pink.

Coco

Wow.

Mocha

It’s like Fantastic 4.

Mel

Yeah. My special move is to enlarge my right hand and punch the enemy.

Coco

Pooy! Cool!!

Mel

The pink is good at rhythmic gymnastics. Her ability is to attack enemies using rhythmic gymnastics ribbon. Just like this.

Coco

Wow I like it!

Mocha

Hey hey, how about me?

Mel

The yellow likes to eat hay.

Mocha

What?

Mel

What?

Mocha

To eat hay is my ability?

Mel

What’s wrong?

Mocha

I can already do without you telling me.

Mel

What’s wrong?

Mocha

Only I can’t feel a hero-like. I want something special.

Mel

All the previous yellow ones have been known to be gluttons. So they are known to eat a lot.

Mocha

Oh my pooyish.

Mel

Now let’s get to work. It’s poophing time! Golden Poop!

Mocha

Is that what the GP means?

Mel

How pooy, right?

Coco

Poooy.

Mocha

Get pooying myself back. I’m pooying happy the way I am now.