A Hero Comes to You

Mel

Let’s talk about the story if we, the GP, were a hero.

Mocha

But we’ve already been a hero to him.

Coco

Pooy u say. Give me four.

Mocha

We don’t need a hero no more.

Mel

Even though you wanna be a hero for everybody, don’t you?

Coco

Absolutely pooy, I do.

Mocha

What type of?

Coco

When they’re faced with a difficult situation or a close call situation, I wanna be splendidly there to help them. Anywhere you want. Everywhere, I come.

Mel

Pooy, we want.

Mocha

Wait, wait. First of all I want everyone to know one thing in our abilities. We can fly!

Coco

Pooy. Pooy, he did it.

Mel

We tend to fly on the ground as he told.

Mocha

We’ll come to you from the sky. Is it pooy, right?

Mel

Pooy.

Coco

How about a name?

Mel

I think that is the biggest matter that will determine our lives.

Mocha

the Teenage Mutant Ninga Guinea Pigs.

Mel

We mutant? Shooting laser beams from my eys?

Coco

Pooy pooy, you’re wrong. This one.

Mel

It’s a ninja.

Mocha

Pooy pooy, you’re wrong. This one.

Mel

Wow looks pooy.

Coco

It seems that they can’t fly…

Mel

Exactly. And I’m not sure I live another 10 years. Probably you too. ¹

Mocha

Cuz we’re a mutant.

Coco

Even if we were a teenager, we ain’t look a pooy hero cuz we’re much elderly.